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When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.
Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"
Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"
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A couple which in the middle of the night, awakes in the middle of the night having sex with one another, unaware as to who started it or how it got started, but claims the other took advantage of the situation.
Marla and I feel asleep together yesterday night and next thing I knew I awoke to her taking advantage of me. She totally mid-night rape me.
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When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?
"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"
"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."
"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."
"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"
"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."
"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."
"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
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a fucking disgusting day that some boys made on tik tok. ur a pos if u participate
“hey did u know it’s national rape day?”
“what the fuck”
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Some horny men created this national rape day,they think it's funny,like please.
Man:Hey dude have you heard about the 24th April?
It's national Rape day!
This is gonna be fun!
Me:It is fun till your sister mom or women from your family gets raped.
National Rape Day
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The burn induced in the mouth by chilis when eating hot food.
"nice bit of mouth-rape there"
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To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.
Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON
Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
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