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you say see that kik god over there?
others: yea he's so hot
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A judge.
That God wantabe gave me a year for smoking pot.
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Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.
Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."
- they are a higher power worshipped by those in the marijuana consuming community whose powers and blessing are seen through good fortune and/or karma
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"waking up to a half smoked bowl? a true blessing from the the way way gods"
The feeling of ultimate power which accompanies the growth of vestigial breast in a man who has taken large doses of the anti-psychotic drug Risperdal
Hey James, can you dial it down a bit?
"I physically am incapable of 'dialing it down' my Risperdal God Complex prohibits it"
The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.
"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."
You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.
I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.