ice cream ice cream cake cake

1)A euphemism used in male conversation to describe the failed attempt of a poorly planned pick up line on a very sexually attractive woman.

2)A greeting between members of a group that commonly share stories centering around their various tales and feats involving attractive women.

Commonly abbreviated <ii cc> in text messages.

This is a phrase originating from the polite inquiry by a member of the male sex to a woman to discover the true character of said sexually attractive women by discovering whether she ever partakes in the divine and delectable foods, ice cream and cake.

1)"While I was at the movie theatre i saw this smokin' hot girl. But, she apparently didn't like me much,because when i came up to her and said ice cream ice cream cake cake she just laughed at me and walked away..."

2)"Hey bro, ice cream ice cream cake cake, that's wassup. So the other night i was at this party with these hot chickz..."

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Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

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Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face

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Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

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9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

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Chubb Cakes

the little pudge that men have in their mid section, usually enough to grab when they are not expecting it. People named Aamir usually have this little extra. its fun to call them chubb cakes in an annoying voice. they like to hit migits

-hey hey aamir
-wat?
-CHUBB CAKES!!!! *grab the chubb
-STOOOOPPPP!!!

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Jooster Cake

A competative moon pie!

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also

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