wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.

"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"

hot wet and stanky

a vagina with a yeast infection

my hot wet and stanky won't quit stankin

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

Wet Gas

When you try to pull a silent but deadly but it turns into a loud diarrhea explosion in your pants

"Did you hear that Miranda had wet gas in class yesterday"
"Thats what that smell was? I thought something died in the ceiling tiles"