Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

bird haze

A bunch uh birds up in one zone

Ya, dat be a bird haze!

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bird-like

To be really high on the ganj

I was so bird-like last night, it was amaaazinq.

Jordan! I want you to come be bird-like with me! Caaww, Caawww...

Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

the bbbb bird bird bird

EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!

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