The Old Slip

When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.

"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"

Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

old-school dodgeball

Dodgeball, but played with human heads.

old-school dodgeball it is

Old-think

To view modern invents or tasks in the "old way of doings things". Not catching onto and using common terminology and modern society advancing ideas.

By saying that it's necessary for someone to continually work hard even though they feel unwell, just because you and your grandparents worked hard is old think. Society should seek to advance until everyone's basic needs are met and beyond without the need to work into absurdity. "Old think" says to continually work hard "above and beyond" even though the job might be a cyclical job, rather than simply performing the jobs tasks satisfactorily and having a better work life load. Ideal society focuses on family not work. The hard work was done building the country, now we can do the easy work of maintaining and upgrading the firmware Little bits at a time. We moved out of the garden into cities, with the goal of getting back to the garden. Make life easier not harder which doesn't mean working till you drop. Old think.

Old-think: To fail to let go of the past.

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.

"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"

mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated

friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD