When you rip the shmack so many times you get an erection.
“Broooo I just got so domed, I think I even got a domer boner!”
The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.
You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?
Wanting to eat something really badly
Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner
a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway
A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection
Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.