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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

by Kooterkat January 4, 2021


Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022


Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 10, 2020


Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022


facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018


Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Someone who kinda exists March 12, 2022


pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 28, 2010