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Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine
Jesus has a big dick
It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
Me:do yk Jesus?
Someone:big dick boy?
An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY
person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E
Person 2: S U S 🗿
The true reason for people to hit the gym and start repping. Every rep you make is a rep for Jesus. Because of the cross that is attached to his body he isn't able to rep anymore. This has caust a significant loss of gains. Every rep will make Jesus a proud boy, after al he was the establisher of fitness. Very old people remember him as the boy who carried a bigass piece of wood to the top of a hill. Later that day Jesus though: "what have i done" but that's an other story.
Because God is a shame of his weak son. He made people think repping is a bad thing, it will make Jesus look bigger if everyone else is a skinnymotherf*cker. So before you start repping, you have to ask for forgiveness for the gains you are about to receive.
Please come in. Welcom in my church, i can see you have done a lot of reps for Jesus.
My favourite fictional character.
My favourite characters include, Harry Potter, The Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus.