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Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024


ho ly

Often used with holy cow or holy shit but in a more serious or funny way depending on the delivery it’s given.

Did you see that girl dude HO LY.

by VolkswagenMaster6 May 29, 2020


Skank ho

A person who will sleep with someone despite how wrong it is for a self serving purpose like money.

Jamie will ditch her two year old to screw a married man for money. What a dirty skank ho!

by Yum81 May 22, 2022


stoopid ho

A best friend who is an old drummer.

Mr.stone is a stoopid ho

by manicpanicd January 4, 2008


stoopid ho

A best friend who is old and a drummer and in a band!

Eric stone is a stoopid ho!

by manicpanicd January 3, 2008


Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010


ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 1, 2023