House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

Miguel's House

A Really damp and disgusting place.

A Pigsty.

"Clean your room, it looks like Miguel's House!"

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE

There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs

house was sold

Can be used pertaining to ex relationships and your ex partner is trying to come back into your life.

My ex said he tryna come home. I told him the house was sold.

friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet

Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

House-Hubby

A father figure that allows his wife to provide financials for their family members while he takes on the chores, appointments, and daily routine schedules

Tony has chose to become a house-Hubby in order for his wifey to take care of things while she becomes the bread winner