If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh
yeah john it was
when walking down the street and a stranger is being extremely rude to you, you turn around and give him/her a piece of your mind
Stranger: "Oh my god, could she walk a little less in the middle of the sidewalk"
Mckenzie: "Oh my god, could you get more of a life"
*Such a Mckenzie Moment*
The time of day when the autism comes out and you become the toilet wuggy.
My kid just got shot, that is a don't stay awake skibid huggy wuggy moment
A Kook Moment is an event in which one forgets something they should know very well right when a question about the subject of the matter is asked, resulting in an answer that makes them look stupid.
“What is Sonic?”
“Uhhhh gottagofast blue mouse thingy”
“Isn’t that a Kook Moment?”
You use "avun moment" when you witness an extremely racist/sexist comment.
Avun defines our oppresed internal primative instincts towards minorities.
-haha i hate women
+avun moment
When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”
Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”