when your coolness is so high you have to take adderall to keep it at bay
"why is so damn hard for you to pay attention"
"✨cool guy syndrome✨"
Are you down to smash in a Walmart parking lot
Hey dude, wanna Get on Fall Guys?
Hot hallway guy is someone that is probably older than you but always makes you stop and stare in the hallway. You've only talked to them once or no times, but your ready to show commitment. At this point, you've already passed the 'making fake scenarios phase'.
'ahh its hot hallway guy'
'he aint even hot'
'well for me he is.'
A type of dick that is small and minuscule in size. White guy dick disappoints you like Joe Biden did at the elections. It tastes like apple pie and smells like colonization. It is extremely veiny, this is due to the lack of blood in white men’s brains. White guy dick will satisfy for 2 minutes, that’s as long as they last.
Omg Sarah I tasted white guy dick last night it was massive, but his cum tasted like casseroles and it looked like one too!
8👍 11👎
To have a show canceled and then brought back by popular demand.
Invader Zim may or may not be pulling a Family Guy on us.
I’m talking about Stuart Harling. I’m not condoning what he did, just so you know
The guy was just a whackjob
A blue guy (or little blue guy) is a Xanax
After I popped a little blue guy, I felt good as fuck! That’s when the real party began!