hippo poop

A guy who laughs at anything and everything.

Savannah: "Oh my god, he's so stupid. He's laughing at nothing... "
Brandie: "Yeah, I know. He's such a hippo poop."

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white poop

That legendary once in a lifetime turd that is white, usually comes later in life.. when u get it, death is imminent.

"Have you gotten the white poop? So young..."

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period poop

1.period juice
2. The chunks or clots present in the mess of the period juice.

"What's for breakfast, mom?"
"Period poop."

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Poop Chip

Somewhat like a butt nugget, but yet a bit crispier and flatter, really make your ass itch tho on your guch, ow!

Patient: Doctor i have sumthing stuck on my guch and its really itchy!
Doctor: Lets take a look *turns patient over*
Patient: what is it doc?!
Doctor: seems to be a poop chip!, only sum minor surgery is needed for this one

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pretzel poop

when a man sits on the toilet and faces forward and a girl sits on him facing him and fornicates while both are pooping

"what did you do last night?"
"i pretzel pooped with alyssa"

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poop shoot

taking it in the ass.

Brian bowers likes takin the wanker in the poop shoot.

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poop crotch

a crotch w/ poo from going in from behind and then moving around to the front

mmmmmmmmmm yummy poop crotch smells good enough to eat

nastiness is a warm poopcrotch

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