Jen T-ing

To leave work right as soon as your end time hits. To promptly leave down to the second the time card hits your end shift time.

Can't wait to be done work. I'm totally Jen T-ing it out of here.

Toiley T. Paper

Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"

Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.

g/b/t

(adjectival abbreviation)

Short for gay/bi/trans.
See gay/bi/trans.

That Warren guy from the Virgin mobile ads is g/b/t

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T-shirt classic

The act of stealing a T-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy T-shirts outside of gigs. To achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. Shouting "booyah!" is optional.

Dude A: "Man, those T-Shirts are shit, but I can't be bothered doing any washing and need a T-Shirt for tomorrow."

Dude B: "Do a T-shirt classic!"

Dude A: "Trantastic."

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T-Shirt Communist

A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.

Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).

Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"

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T-Shirt Time

After you pre-game/drink with your tanktop or whatever, you go get a dope t-shirt to wear before you head to the clubs and party. made famous by M.V.P. of jersey shore.

T-SHIRT TIME!! Gotta get a good t-shirt. Promoting a Grenade-Free America!

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t minus zero

Time to go, i.e. liftoff or the beginning of an operation.

T minus zero, time to leave...

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