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a few tacos short of a combo platter

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.

yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'ma fill up your taco

To shove your dick side ways into an ass cheek

Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco

Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!

# i'ma fill up your taco

by Archduke of Douchebags February 23, 2019


two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 28, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.

Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012


Idiot Face Taco Head

An Idiot face taco head is one who acts idioticaly or does something without thinking.

Woowwwaaaa... Frank your beiing a complete idiot face taco head!

by Mary lynn August 20, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome

Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).

Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.

by Petey Mik March 13, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.

Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

by MidgetHerder March 2, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž