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You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass
I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day
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Today is national Roblox Girlfriend day so go celebrate your roblox gf
“Ayoo bro i gotta go play roblox with my roblox gf” “why?” “Because its national Roblox Girlfriend day”
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Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone
Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day
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2022 is beat a furry year. Beat them up and they cannot stop you!
Thanks to National Beat a Furry Year, I can beat up furrys all year!
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It's on April 25th and its when you have to turn completely gay for a day if ur already gay then go strait U HAVE TO SUCK COCK
Aye what day is it? National go homo day. SUCK ME OFF NOW
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National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"
"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"
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National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
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