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(a) someone who looks tough or intimidating but is actually sweet inside under that rough exterior
boy1 : YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF??
girl1: he really isnt hes a huggeee teddy bear
a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.
the fucking teddy bear MOVED
When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.
Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.
A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.
"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."
The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.
Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!
A nicknamed used by women who simp for a man named Blake.
Blakey Bear I Love you!
Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
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