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what you say in georgia for some asprin
Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds
jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass
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One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes
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1. Defective or particularly old object, usually obviously and very shoddily repaired.
2. Misshapen, cellulose-ridden, low-dangling posterior.
1. Check out his gangly-ass hubcap- he tacked a fuckin' pie tin on his wheel!
2. Patricia, the least desirable hooker, had developed a Gangly-Ass after years of compulsive onion-ring consumption.
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1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus
My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.
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The act of having a deep or wide butthole.
Guy #1: Woah how was butt sex ?
Guy #2: It was ok, but she had an ass well so i could tell a lot of other guys had been there before me.
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When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.
"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."
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1. An exclamation of general dissatisfaction, usually uttered in otherwise socially tense situations between two people of different ethnicity.
2. A butt so slop-juicy goo-goo-ga-ga dumbotron that the only way to describe it is to relate it back to the perfection of the primordial soup in which its precursors formed.
3. A shape formed by bending a double helix into a curvy lower-case W.
1. "Ah, fuck a sugar! This is a fruit that quite blatantly begs for salt, Flapjack."
"Deoxyribonucleaic ass."
2. "Nice deoxyribonucleaic ass, Flapjack."
3. Flapjack turned away from his aggressors and focused his attention on a small deoxyribonucleaic ass he had been working on.
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