Bob

A person who is half asian and half white man who has decided it’s a good idea to say everything that is on his mind all at once and has given his full consent for this :)

Bob overdosing on umbrellas doesn't make you anymore dry than u are

-from “friend” Bob 2023

bob

that one person who's like average or sumthin' and like always that one person in the background of every tv show

oh bob there? yeah no we dont talk about him.

bob

bob is a glove in slap battles. you need to be entitled to bob for it, which has a 1/7500 chance for it. the bob glove summons bob and chases the nearest person. when bob catches the person bob will have a new friend😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃. you can kill bob by luring him to the cube of death, but why would you? also to any fnf fanboys out there, NO THE BOB GLOVE ISNT A REFERENCE TO THE BOB MOD. bob stands for "Bringer of Blindness"

oh hey look its a new glove lets check it out!
bob? what kind of name is that?
oh, its a rng glove, alright hopefully wont be too har-
1/7500 CHANCE???? WHAT???????
*50 days later*
I FINALLY GOT THE BOB GLOVE.

Bob

The most common name on the universe.

Being named bob is not special

bob

bob is your friend to the end. they will be as loyal as your alexa. if you ask them for money he will give you money.

john: hey have you seen bob?
gary: yeah, we are going to the movies later and he's paying BOO YAH

Bob

Minion: the short one eyed one, not Stwert but not Kevin but BOB

Bob is round
bob is yellow
bob is a long banana

BELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO said bob

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