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Boobs

You felt her ho chi minh cities but you couldnt get her number?

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Carson City Conference Call

1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.

also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer

"Yo, i heard James pulled a Carson City Conference Call on that bitch last night"

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Garden City Gym Teacher

Almost the most fit teachers in the schools, minus the fact that some are overly weight and dive golf carts because they are too lazy to walk around. Some have special conditions, ex: shin splints,pacemakers,lesbian,gay

In the end most of the guys are especially hot

Dude your a gym teacher you must me a "Garden City Gym Teacher"!

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Cathedral City High School

Has got the best programs like HEAL, DATA, and the best AVID. As a feeder school for James workman the best middle school in Palm Springs Unified School Districtit is the best high school. Has the best sports teams and the brightest, freshest, smartest, coolest kids. Way better than its rival Palm Springs High School. Way more likely to be something than any Palm Springs kid. Mascots of the mighty lions. Colors colors are blue and silver. Chants like "Go Big Blue!" "Go Lions" "Go Blue Or Go Home"
Cathedral City High School
AKA: Cat City High

Guy 1"Oh who's that girl?"
Guy 2"I don't know, but she got swag!"
Guy 1"She gota be form Cat City"
Guy 2"Ya totally a Cat City girl"

Cathedral City High School = best High School In PSUSD

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New York City Welcome

When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.

James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.

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Kansas City Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while performing a reverse titfuck (where the man's butt is over the woman's face). Named for the sweet scent of the Midwest.

She wanted to try something new in bed so I dropped a Kansas City Wind Tunnel on her.

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Union city 8th graders

Always think someone is stealing their man(even if he looks like a dead rat) still don’t know the difference between foundation and orange eyeshadow. Thinks it’s cool to brag about “juuling”when you haven’t touched one in your whole itty bitty life. Still posts 11:11 on their story’s even tho NO ONE GIVES AF!

Man, Union City 8th graders are something special aren’t they? (Said no one ever)

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