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That one species that is unberable, if skinny and only wears hoodies stay FAR AWAY he will eat you alive and make your brain disappear.
Kalyee: im having such a great day!
Nemo: I came across daniel now my brain feels like mush
An unfortunate guy who’s had major trauma in the past , has a learning disability and on top of that non existent and a absolute goofball nobody has or ever will take seriously, usually lies majority of the time to others and especially himself to try delude himself to make himself feel attractive even though he is a constant reject to the female population no 🧢
Girl: daniel really don’t get the hint to leave
Guy: ain’t nobody want that beat goof around
Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
Loves to play music. The flute and guitar is his specialty. The most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet, he’s also very hot if your dating him, your the luckiest boy/girl in the world. He’s a great friend and is a little protective but you’ll get used to it. He’s a little fragile so be nice. He always tells everyone how he feels about everyone.
Daniel: noun adjective
Why didn’t you say yes to Daniel??!?!
Nice guy but can be annoying sometimes, he has nice handwriting too
Daniel has really nice handwriting but he’s annoying so ew
Potential dilf because of his eyes but sometimes his hair makes me reconsider
Daniel could be a dilf if he let his hair grow