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the act of talking someone out of taking the last of something; then proceeding to take that item for yourself
Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!
Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back
Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)
Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!
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A French phrase meaning "to take a shower," which really means, to cleanse one's vaginal canal with a long water spraying apparatus.
Have you "prendre une douche" yet today? You know how dirty it can get....
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A person who is the king of all douche bag
Sebastian
King Douche bag
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A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)
MC, a bipolar douche lord.
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What terror is.
Terror is a douche bag because he irritates my face.
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The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.
Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!
A little later..
Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!
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Something that an ex-friend's mom uses cuz she's a dirty dago and likes herbal douches.
her mom is a dirty dago....like mother like daughter
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