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A less creepy way of telling someone that you've been Facebook stalking them for hours if not days.
Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)
If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up
Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."
When you comment on a Facebook post because you don't like what was said, and Facebook's algorithm thinks your interested in seeing more of that topic - so inundates you with posts about it.
Facebook Karma hits you in the face when you type a comment "I definitely don't agree" with regards to a post on gay marriage rights. Facebook sees your posts and starts showing you more posts about gay marriage.
This means a virtual marriage involving Facebook.
It isn't real and can be to just about anybody.
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When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.
She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.
a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like
oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty
When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.
"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"