Fuck y'all who cant make an unbiased review.
Fortnite is a video game whose faim grew exponentially during the first half of 2018. The game is a first person shooter (see also FPS). The game grew to fame due to it being free to play and generally having solid gameplay. The games drop in popularity happened when it stayed too long in mainstream media and people started to find it annoying. Another thing that made people dedest the game with the burning passion of a thousand suns was that people enjoyed the game a lot. The game had grabbed pop culture by the balls. People were now doing dances that appeared in the game irl. Thus the game grew to be hated and was soon abandoned by most lingering as nothing but a bad memory in peoples mind. The gameplay is a solid 7/10
Kid: I'm going to play fortnite.
Sad adult: Ugh, you're going to have fun in a way different than what my generation did? How repugnant. Ew, cringe.
fun fact: 48% of the Fortnite player base learnt what a cube was in season 5
oh i learnt that from Fortnite it has six sides!
The game that turns the virgins on.
Just the characters themselves cause men to have erections.
Mostly played by men in there teens, including older single men in there late 20's or 30's.
Causes teens to get beat by there girlfriends or parents.
Can be played on the Xbox, Playstation, PC, or Phones if your cheap.
Playing this game makes your pee pee smaller.
OMG, my girlfriend dumped me and my pee pee got smaller due to fortnite
a trashy, overrated game that people play. somehow really popular.
Dude1: hey dude wanna play fortnite?
Dude2: yeah!!
Dude3: ...
Fortnite is a battle royal game where you kill people and rage. Eventually, you will end up breaking your monitor and beating up your entire squad. However, this game is addicting so watch out.
Please, mom just one more game of Fortnite.
A copy cat of the recent seccesful title Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds, and the older title of H1Z1. This game is PUBG-Minecraft, and it’s free, so little kids and poor teenagers play it. The player base consists of Kids, poor teenagers, and virgins.
“I was playing some fortnite last night” says the virgin
“Oh, you mean a rip off of better games?”
little shits around the age of 7-12 play this “game” and make memes saying how good it is..WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE
Hey Jonny wanna play Fortnite
Sorry I am playing with Justin cracked at Fortnite nite my guy UGHYGHHUUUUH