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Anything that is very, very dirty.
Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.
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The real America's Team.
Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"
Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"
Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."
Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."
Me: "Wow."
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A place where Orthodox Jews and Evangelical Christians put aside their differences and come together in their shared hate for Muslims.
But why try to define LGF? Let the regulars speak for themselves (all comments from LGF regarding the tsunami disaster):
piglet (1338 posts)
12/26/2004 07:02PM PST
Am I the only one wondering how many muslim women drowned in these waters because they were wearing islamic dress and were weighed down by their clothes?
garnier (242 posts)
12/26/2004 07:08PM PST
why would allah kill a bunch of righteous Muslims, when he could have just as easily sent a tidal wave to kills the infidels living in the great satan?
mglazer (298 posts)
1/7/2005 11:20AM PST
I think it WAS punishment for having Sharia law!~
Indonesia is the largest muslim country with 1 billion people.
hans ze beeman (65 posts)
1/7/2005 11:29AM PST
Question to Allah: why did the tsunami not hit the infidels in the US and Europe who are further away from Sharia than Indonesia's inhabitants? Why did Allah some time ago send an Earthquake to Bam, Iran and to Izmir, Turkey when there live Muslims? Is Allah not feeling well recently?
Albertadude (179 posts)
1/7/2005 11:34AM PST
As a Christian I am torn as to whether we really should be helping these peoples of Aceh?
pointed stick (103 posts)
1/7/2005 11:36AM PST
Am I the only one who is really conflicted over sending any money to muslimville? I think what happened is terrible but then isn't sending them money a bit counter-productive to our interests?!
To recap: South Asia deserved the tsunami because of its Muslim population. If one is Christian, one must help relieve the suffering of your fellow man if that fellow man is Muslim.
Come to LGF to see compassionate conservatism in action.
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Also known as Green Day Fix, originated when me and Rory realised we couldn't get enough of the American Idiot's albumn and were becoming addicted. Therfore everyday we need our Green Day fix to keep us alive and semi on the ball. The day has not begun until I have my Green Day hit.
Me: Woah dude, i haven't had my Green Day Hit.
R:Yeah me neither, better have it.
*later*
Me:Ahhh, thats better...
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The big question is if Green Day is Punk or just plain gay. Many "Punks" believe that Green Day is poser and ruining Punk culture. And that they are the worst band ever.
Heres what i think:
Who the hell do you think you are? Oh the big fake Punk that stuffs too much crack up your arse cuz they think thats all we do. A real punk would never say that. How would I know? Cuz im Punk. Green Day changed the face of Punk for the better. Have you people whos frowning rite now even picked up a Green Day album? Define Punk for me............ if you just said more than a sentence you aint punk at all. Punk cant be explained. Its more than a type of music. Its a lifestyle. Rebellion is part of it. I think Green Day rose agianst many people. One of them is those ass fuck punks who cant grasp the fact that punk is more than drugs and agression. A real punk likes change. Grow the fuck outta your dam loser self cuz i can ACTRULLY beat the shit outta you. I wanna laugh when i see these fucks acting like they big.
Green Day is Pop Punk. Not hardcore. Losers. And we Green Day fans dont give a crap. Thats why we Punk.
Hey no offence to all u lovely real Punk peeps who has no problem with Green Day but might have been insulted. I look up to all you guys. I really do.
An arguement over the Green Day 'controversy':
Fake Punk: Green Day Sucks!!!
Real Punk: Man whats your problem with Green Day?
Fake Punk: They try to be Punk but they suck balls!
Real Punk: Back off man. I like Green Day.
Fake Punk: Fuck YOU! Im Punk and Im gonna beat u down! You poser Punk! Im real cuz i drink booze and get high! ha ha!
Real Punk: Ive had enough of this. Shut the fuck up.
* Real punk beats the shit outta fake punk and shaves fake punk's mowhawk off. Then he spits on fake punk*
Real Punk: You dont deserve that haircut. They for cool Punks. Dipshit. Not you.
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A disease common to junior martial artists. After very little experience they think they are the love child of Bruce Lee and Musashi and know everything there is to know about combat arts.
As the old saying goes: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Damn, that kid has read Go Rin no Sho but still has Green Belt Syndrome
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A mixed drink, composed of a 1:1 mix of Jagermeister and 190 proof Everclear.
A typical "single" of Green Death would be 1 1/2 oz of Jagermeister and 1 1/2 oz of Everclear, for a stiffer Jager experience.
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