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Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.
Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'
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Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands
The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
They did the two-handed zamboni last night
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verb. (sexual act)
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.
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A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.
"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."
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Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
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The hand someone raises when they are driving and someone lets them in, or sometimes used when someone cuts a person off and then has the nerv to 'thank them', even if it was not the driver's intention to let them in.
Raise the thank you hand when someone lets you in to their lane even when it would have been so much more convenient to them to not let you in. Be polite.
That asshole raised the thank you hand to me when he cut me off. If only I had my .357....
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When (most likely) an African American orders a fight to begin and or happen at this instant.
They will never take "no" for an answer upon saying "Run Your Hands".
"Aye run your hands Nigga"
"You said what about me? Nah I don't wanna hear it. Run em up, run me hands."
"Excuse me? Call me a Plus Four cause I'm giving you hands."
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