Roman meat helmet

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.

He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.

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loose meat sandwich

With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.

Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.

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beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

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Madison Meat Train

The act of filling a girl's anus with a pile of Wisconsin cow dung and then proceeding to ass bang the shit out of her while pouring melted Wisconsin cheese on the small of her back.

Seth: Hey, Kate, wanna do a Madison Meat Train on the fratio with me tonight?

Kate: Um no

Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")

Seth: *whimpers*

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Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.

I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

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Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

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meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.

Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.

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