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When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.
Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.
A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
Just a nickname I gave my step sisters little brother.
OH LOOK! It's the Abraham sandwich!!!!!
it’s a sandwich with a willy in it, then u add what ever toppings u like, such as mayonnaise,welsh,butter,ham,etc
karen: hey son what did you get in the cafeteria today?
jim: I got a willy sandwich for $1
"Strip Sandwich" is a game typically played by frat bros in college (though sometimes also played during high school depending on the region). The game involves making a sandwich with a group of people (usually 4+) in which you put on as much ingredients as the group allows. Once the sandwich is fully built, the group then takes turns removing an ingredient, and with each ingredient an item of clothing (of each player's choosing) is taken off alongside it. The game continues until the sandwich is fully deconstructed.
"Hey bros, wanna play a quick game of strip sandwich after this?"
The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.
MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES
HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR
LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
In an online video game (Socom 1,2,3 etc.) you 1 shot someone in the face.
That fool was camping on me and i gave his ass a big hairy chalk sandwich.