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when you kill an enemy with half a clip or more, while constantly firing untill their dead. burst shots do not count, reving up does not count or if enemy hits you once it also does not count and is easier to newb cake with a fast shooting weapon.
"i newb caked a guy with my mac11 so fast he didn't land one hit on me"
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When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?
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Two people who likes each another decide to have sex and there forth there's not longer a relationship , due that fact.
also: after hook up symdrome, when you realize wasnt a good idea for you to have sex, because you really liked the person.
I feel so sorry,I had sex with this person i really like and I guess I ate my cake before the weeding, won't txt, talk to me anymore...
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When 2 guys lay down butt to butt and shat on eachother while rubbing it on each others body's
Me and my bro made a vanilla fudge cake last night on the couch.
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When your balls are so sweaty they feel like they are melting into your leg
My balls feel like gooey butter cake right now from this car ride
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When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them
I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th
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