Cyberspace Black Hole

Any web site where, upon entry, hours of time collapse, sucked into infinity as you struggle to break free from the mesmerizing yet senseless, non-productive locale. Often seemingly innocuous on the outside and discovered quite by accident, Cyberspace Black Holes are known to cause unaccountable absences from work, school and important events, and should be considered particularly dangerous for the time-constrained and those who wish to keep their jobs.

After Billy had missed a week of work and no one had heard from him, police broke down his door fearing foul play only to find him sitting at his computer, dehydrated and malnourished but alive, laughing hysterically as he scrolled page after page of the Cyberspace Black Hole he had entered eight days earlier.

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dirty cunt hole

When a girl bends a guy over and fucks him in his "dirty cunt hole"

Baby I'm going to put this strap on in your dirty cunt hole.

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Mississippi brown hole

Secret gay anal sex between a prominent politician or religious leader who publicly opposes homosexuality

Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.

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Popcorn Glory Hole

A term used to describe the hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn container by a man hoping to receive a handjob from a woman while at a movie.

I was hoping to pull off the popcorn trick last night with Ursula, but I cut my popcorn glory hole too small, and was only able to get the tip through. She was not entertained.

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Fire In the Hole

1.) What one yells when one throws an explosive or farts in public.

2.) Gay bottom horniness, or the itchiness that goes along with.

1.) Peter had to yell "fire in the hole" on the elevator because he let one rip and he didn't want people to smell it.

2.) Whenever Ryan thinks about Jason's cock inside of him, he gets fire in the hole.

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mASSk hole

People who refuse to wear a mask in public because Merica and are obnoxious about it.

Billy Bob is such a mASSk hole. He wouldn't even wear his mask at the dollar general.

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Glory-hole

When as Mira (rainbow 6 siege) you're looking through a window and Maverick sneaks up under it proning, makes a hole to that same wall and shoots you through it.

"there's a glory-hole under bathroom Mira-window. I just got shot through it"

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