Ice on toast

When you did something pretty much being lit and like just stupidly amazing like not only that but it’s just slips of the tounge smooth asf

Friend-“Did you see him just shoot all those 3’s ?”
Me- “Faxx only, it was ice on toast”

I like Ice coffee

Girll your gay don’t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity

“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*

Iced Miyagi

In below freezing weather your goatee or beard freezes over then you perform oral sex on a woman and wax over that pussy

Tyler was explaining to Josh how he gave his girl a iced Miyagi ,when Josh asked about Tyler's cold sore.

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Index Ice

When you have a large Diamond on either index finger

You just have a rich husband based on that index ice you have

Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand

You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.