Who Would Win?
An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock
Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA
A new way for a designated driver to order a water in a bar/club and not apper to be a total tool to the hot a$$ girls nearby.
Hey man, can I get a Blue Dolphin on the Rocks?
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The Red Rock Rapist is an urban legend in the famous hiking canyon of Red Rock,Las Vegas, Nevada. He is known to wait for unsuspecting young female hikers to pass by him before being brutally raped. Some claim he is an incubus who has been dead for hundreds of years waiting to rape the living.
Eren:Haven't you heard of the Red Rock Rapist?
Nikki:No,who is it?
Eren:It is this guy who waits in caves to rape girls.
Nikki:That's not funny!
Eren:Yeah,some think he is an incubus too.He rapes from beyond the grave.
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only the greatest thing that ever happened to me. apart from maybe the Neverending story...or Labrynth. either way its one kewl as movie. with some fabulous actors also. oh and its also a sweetly great song by kiss.
amy - man im a nerd...what with all the movies being the greatest things that ever happened to me n all...
not amy - yeah but detroit rock city is one fantastic movie. i cant blame you for not having anything better in your life. apart from the soundtrack....but not.
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Bad Ass type girl. Everyone likes her, and knows of her even though she's kind of a mystery. she doesn't open up to many, probably has a lot of secrets. gorgeous to look at. The type of pretty you don't find often. Very smart, almost like she's way older then she is. Loves music, even though most of it you've never heard. She's into everything. Everyday you find out something new about her. She might seem kinda weak but she's brave and way stronger then anyone could tell. Once in a lifetime type of girl.
That new girl is bad ass such a punk rock girl!
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The fanbase of people that listen mainly to classic rock music. The classic rock fandom is very active on blogging websites like Tumblr, although a lot of people are not aware of it's existence. The classic rock fandom rotates around bands and musical artists ranging from the late 50's to the early 90's. Like every fandom, the classic rock fandom is full of some of the coolest people ever and the most annoying people ever.
Classic rock bands/artists celebrated in the classic rock fandom:
- Led Zeppelin
- Pink Floyd
- The Beatles
- The Who
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Jimi Hendrix
- Sex Pistols
- Joy Division
- Buddy Holly
- Aerosmith
- Fleetwood Mac
- AC/DC
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
- Queen
- Bob Dylan
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Deep Purple
- Black Sabbath
- Blue Oyster Cult
- The Doors
- Eric Clapton
- Cream
- Nirvana
- Alice In Chains
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- U2
- Iron Maiden
- Pearl Jam
- The Cure
- Blondie
*Those are a lot of the most popularly mentioned bands in the classic rock fandom, even though there are a lot more. I hope I didn't leave out your favorite band*
Person 1: What's the classic rock fandom?
Person 2: Only the coolest fandom ever!!!
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Noun: A disease which causes ordinary people to become asshats who only listen to classic rock and claim it is the only good music ever made. A common factor of this disease is the individual being very unknowing about music and just listening to AC/DC and Queen. Commonly found in 12 year old boys on Youtube comment chains and in middle aged men. Can only be cured through maturity and respect for the opinions of others.
12 year old victim with Classic Rock Elitism "ZOMG modern music sux i love Ac/dC so much, and Im only 12."
Middle Aged victim (usually delusional and wrong)with Classic Rock Elitism: "I used to listen to classic rock artists like Nirvana and The Beastie Boys. Stupid kids and your Lady Gaga."
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