peanut butter jelly time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."

Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

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peanut butter trail rider

A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

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whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

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Peanut butter doggy time

When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.

Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?

Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!

Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.

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peanut butter boy

A male prostitute who only works while lathered head to toe in peanut butter. (the chunkier the better)

did you hear about Frankie Muniz? He couldn't afford his rent anymore so he became a peanut butter boy.

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buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

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Well butter my biscuit

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"

*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*

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