Ape house

the hood is filled with black peoples and blacks are apes so the hood is the ape house/planet of the apes

My boi Tyrone lives in a the hood (oh so the ape house)?

House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

Barney's House

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"

A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."

portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

GAMER HOUSE

anything anyone could imagine

The Vipers GAMER HOUSE

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

the renegade house

A sitcom featuring a demon lord, shy nerd, pancake lover, multi-dimensional clown, fairy pirate, aquatic elf, ginger skateboarder, blonde avenger with magic chains, 2010 style cat that draws, and a wild wolf boy. It was hosted on an obscure television channel, ultimately getting cancelled due to its lack of popularity and overwhelmingly bizarre concept that it failed to pull off in the same way as The Amazing World of Gumball.

"Have you seen the renegade house?"
"Yeah, I think producers are running out of ideas..."