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An ugly bitch you have sex with
I had a hit sandwich last night and i regret
John 1: 19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
John 1:19-51
chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa
Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.
"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"
when two elderly women ravage the oral and anal cavity of a elderly man with the "strap on" attachment.
Jim: I'm sorry boss, I cant come in today. My grandfather passed away yesterday.
Jerry: Oh I'm sorry to hear that how did he pass.
Jim: He was in a Old Spice sandwich.
Jerry: Damn shame.
When two ugly ass greasers only find each other attractive
Damn they nasty as fuck must be a greaseball sandwich
An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.
during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.