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Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 7, 2023


God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 7, 2022


god's desert menu

Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal

"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."

by sjkqlwg December 28, 2021


Oh God why

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

by Agent NHR June 9, 2021


Sushi The Fish God

Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.

Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam

by tiny the loser February 10, 2019


Oh My Gods

The Polytheistic way of saying "Oh My God".

G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.

by Megami of Nekro August 10, 2006

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Woah My God

A combination of "woah!" and "oh my god!".

To be used when a simple "Woah" or "Oh My God" is not enough.

Me: "Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

Foo: "Just about fell off a cliff!"

Me: "Woah My God! Are you OK?"

by mattinto March 26, 2010

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