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God as we know it funniest thing on facebook apparently he has the same name as justin bieber and rants about it on his info page in a really hilariouse manner.
Justin John Bieber's fan page) Info: My name is Justin (Bieber and it has been for 50 years, I am not some punk ass singer homosexual but because some little ass bandit has the same name as me I have to use my middle name. God dammit I'm a human and I have rights too.
Little girls please stop adding me I am not that little punk ass bitch and stop trying cause he likes dick.
I am Justin Bieber, 50 year old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS
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Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.
John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.
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Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.
Head Coach: Steve Lavin
2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!
John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.
Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
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The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.
Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?
Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.
One meatball and one sausage coming right up!
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To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.
I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.
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Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious
John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!
Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...
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A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.
I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.
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