/k/tard

A user of the /k/ firearm board on 4chan.

/k/tard - "you can fit a 50. BMG round inside a 12 gauge"
random user - "cool story you /k/tard"

K-mode

On the toilet

TEXT SENT:
Please call me.

TEXT RECEIVED:
I will, but Im on k-mode at the moment.

K-mode

On the toilet

TEXT SENT:
Please call me.

TEXT RECEIVED:
I will, but Im on k-mode at the moment.

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

lauren k

a little bit quirky but a big rat
smart asf but a british queen

will bully you if you can't stop in a game of basketball

ohmygod its a lauren k!! what a quirky british rat!! oh no, shes coming here to bully me about my standing skills

up down f**k it up

what it sounds like they're saying in uptown funk

bad singer 1: up down f**k it up
BS 2: no it's (insert off key version of song here)

w-o-m-b-a-k

Waleed, Omar, Mohannad, Bader, Abdulrahman, King Khaled

The best family in the world is w-o-m-b-a-k.