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a made up school. used to imply rich people.
where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?
If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.
Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.
But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.
Little Tiny Purple Peace People or (LTPPPs) are a civilization of sixth graders (or above) who enjoy having fun enough to not care what other people think of them. At least to an extent. Just not when their crushes are around. This civilization may make up new words, such as ooch, yuy, avesome, and eep. They listen to strange music. They are the bane of the popular people's existence. Anyone who does all these things is considered part of the LTPPP civilization, no matter where they live.
Conformist #1: When that Little Tiny Purple Peace Person walked by, I felt a rush of empowerment!
Conformist #2: I know, I really wish I knew what all of their new words mean!
LTPPP: OOCH!!!!
involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth
Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.
A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.
Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."
A: Heather is such a damn suck up.
B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
A word used when you are in an argument or just messing around with a friend.If used in an argument you must be very pissed off if you say this.
cock sucking motherfucker cuntnugget little bitch!EXACLTY nothing to say to that!
When someone gives money to the poor in a democratic country, you say this
Money giver: Hey old man, take my $1500 so you can get yourself properly dressed up in this capitalist dystopia
You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM