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The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)
Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!
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This is for my lovely, amazing, adorable, funny, and just overall perfect girlfriend. She is AMAZING!!!!!!! I love you and doing shit with you baby girl. Youre mine forever ♥
This is To my sunshine and my little drugaronie...
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a made up school. used to imply rich people.
where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?
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If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.
Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.
But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.
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Little Tiny Purple Peace People or (LTPPPs) are a civilization of sixth graders (or above) who enjoy having fun enough to not care what other people think of them. At least to an extent. Just not when their crushes are around. This civilization may make up new words, such as ooch, yuy, avesome, and eep. They listen to strange music. They are the bane of the popular people's existence. Anyone who does all these things is considered part of the LTPPP civilization, no matter where they live.
Conformist #1: When that Little Tiny Purple Peace Person walked by, I felt a rush of empowerment!
Conformist #2: I know, I really wish I knew what all of their new words mean!
LTPPP: OOCH!!!!
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involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth
Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.
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A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.
Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."
A: Heather is such a damn suck up.
B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
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