A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.
Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.
an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.
"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"
Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!
un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UN POTATO ME DANM IT
To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato