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Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
when it takes a lot, or when it takes any other number.
also a song by romare.
this dj is great. he's spinnin a tune by romare. it's called it takes a number!
It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.
Where you going?
I'm taking the bus
Well alright, be careful son
An slang Aussie fishing term used to describe fishing in the Murray for Cod and hoping the fish takes the bait and runs with the hook.
Bit quiet on the river today Scotty, hope one will take the cheese and run with it soon.
An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"
An unnecessary and undeserved insult or opinion. Said out of jealousy with the intent to throw a blow at a person’s ego.
Low take, that dress she’s wearing looks like she stole it from Queen Elizabeth’s closet.