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When it's time to shop online, chat for hours and send links to funny pictures.
Sparkle and shine, it's roly time!
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Multiply real time by 150 percent.
You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.
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When your a teen and you and your girlfriend have sex but instead of calling it that you say " study time" like a keyword so adults or other people dont know what you are talking about.
Hannah : hey mom.
mom: what u doing?
hannah : nothing just about to have a study time with him talk to you later.
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Unlike a typical animal fetish during horsey time one does not pretend to be a horse, no. Instead, for that one hour you are a horse.
Heather: It’s Thursday night, you know what that means?
Aaron: Horsey time?
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shooting a basketball in the face of someone who was talking shit and making the shot.
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Basically a made up story about what you have been doing for the past 8 hours .usually told to the boss or the wife about how hard you’ve been working while hiding the fact that your tools have no scratches or finger prints on them.its a hole space where everything slows down except for the work clock . There is approximately 18.6 work minutes in a Morgan minute
Whats he been doing all day no work is done?
He’s been working on Morgan time .
Isn’t lunch only a half hour?
His clock runs on Morgan time
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For most countries it get an answer like 7 o clock or its time to get a watch but here down in the south we answer by saying it's time to reunite Ireland bitches!
Paddy"what's the time?" Risteard "time to reunite Ireland! "
Everyone else"oo ah up da ra! "
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