Triple-o sauce

the sauce served at whitespot. The makeing of it consists of milking a magical gnomes gentalia. when it is gathered it is then mixed with eggs and side of hash. Then it is baked to a milky white coulour and served with a side of magical mayo from a unicorns horn.

mhhhh triple-o sauce is soo good...oh oh oh

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Meme-o-holic

A meme-o-holic is a person obsessed with memes. Usually they cancel plans because they need to catch up on the latest Comment Awards or watch all their missed episodes of dank doodle memes.

Ex: “Of course he didn’t show up at Mc Donald’s, he’s a meme-o-holic!

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CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S

A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"

"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."

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Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

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ten-o-clock

pay money in full

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock

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Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

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O Daddy Slump

Striking out with girls at the bar; getting no pussy

I’m completely in an O Daddy Slump right now.

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