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when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck
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everbuddy in the Land o' Goshin' is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . Ordinary.
when you ride through a provincial place--say, for example-- the mid-west states,
and you're in, like, a Model T, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, 'garsh' or 'gahw', or 'goh-lee', or sometimes they will even say 'yikes!' & then,
you know you're in . . . another . . . Land o' Goshin'.
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When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.
Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!
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A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
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The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.
In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.
Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"
You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."
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Striking out with girls at the bar; getting no pussy
I’m completely in an O Daddy Slump right now.
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