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Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches
Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
When two guys deposit their load straight after one another
We double creamed that hoe last night
A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.
I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.
When you have Diarrhea and it comes out burning the living hell out of your brown barking star fish.
I ate Mexican food with Christina today, and now I have volcano ice cream flowing from my ass.
When you jizz in a bellybutton.
Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.
When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.