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A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.
A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!
A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.
I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.
a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time
"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker
The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"
I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?
Like Retweeting For Facebook .
On Facebook
Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !
Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!
Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets
An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.