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Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 13, 2022


Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020


:fire:

a Discord emoji which would show an emoticon "fire" when typed in chat

This seems kinda lit :fire:

by LePost James September 26, 2020


Fire at Will!

I dont know who Will is but Every body seems to hate him

FIRE AT WILL!
Will:PLEASE N-

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022


Fire Up

To purchase and smoke weed with friends

Shii you good bro I’ll just fire up with you”

by Hanngman July 29, 2021


Fire Up

Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.

Fire up Gerry! I love your Central Michigan shirt. now lets hit up some shots of fireball!

by MichiganButinNC April 17, 2023


Bumster fire

when a bum falls in his own fire

I was looking up the street and saw something on fire, when I get up close I just realized it was a bumster fire.

by I_am_nacho_bitch May 18, 2023