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a type of night in which the weirdness of the actions that take place are excused due to the ability of said actions to foster growth and connectedness between a single entity
*Said over breakfast*: Last night's members night was super interesting; but, for some reason, I can't help to think that we all grew much closer.
act of having sexual dreams of fen.
bro tonight was crazy i had such a dreamy night
When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.
Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.
A group of almost - middle - aged women with half of them being chubbsters who get dressed up & go out to the bar for a girls night out that they’ve been talking about on social media for weeks & get drunk while falsely thinking they look cute, petite, young & hip.
Karen: Hey girrrl, what time you & Donna picking me up?
Sharon: We’re all gonna split a taxi, I don’t think that Uber thing is safe & I’m not sure how to use it, the taxi is gonna be here at 4. I was thinking I would go get my hair done at cheapest cheaper cuts before we go.
Karen: awesome :)! I can’t wait, I bought some black jeans to wear tonight with my new boots and I got them in a size 14!!
Sharon: where did u get them?? Girl, black jeans make you look soooo much thinner!! Can’t wait to post pics on FB!! Woo hoo!! Girls night Out ’all!!
What you tell a friend when he calls you while you're bangin his mom.
Tim: *cellphone ringing* hey Howard, are ya free to jam tonight?
Howard: ah I can't Tim, you see I'll be working a night gig.. Wrote a tasty jam can't wait to play it live man it's gonna be great.
When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.
My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.
That one day of the week you have designated to blazing it up with the crew.
Friend: “Yo you wanna get drunk tonight?”
You: “Can’t, Wednesday night is Stoney Night”