October 27th

National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs

Oh and also just beat up gingers

Tom: hey useless fuck!

Disabled person: SHIDD its october 27th*Gets shoved down stairs and dies*

Ronald: at least I’m safe

Tom: see you in hell redhead piece of shit! *stabs ronald*

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October 8th 2021

Kassy: What’s today?

Lauren: It’s October 8th 2021 National Date Night Day where you go on a date with your special person

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october 18, 2006

The best day to be born! All people born on this day are superior to all other people. You couldn’t even try to be better that someone born on this day!

“Wow, their born on October 18, 2006, they must be better that me”

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12th october

on this day a clown was borned. if u were born on this day, that means u are such a mean and bad person and u are clown. u are jealous on everything. u are spreading shits everywhere and u should start to think how to be a better person before u are gonna lose everybody

girl/boy: hey friend,how are you?
person borned on 12th october: yeaah, bitch im a clown so leave me alone

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red october cowgirl

its when you take scuba gear and perform sex underwater(in warm water preferably) in a cowgirl pose as any other sex position will result in air tank leakage

HAHAHAHA i totally porked your mom yesterday at the pool. and my buddy had some scuba gear so i totally gave her a red october cowgirl. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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October 20

DREAM APPRECIATION DAY
tweet nice kind things about our little Clay

October 20 is Dream Appreciation Day

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October 20

Everyone born on this day is lame!!

GIrl:ha your lame!
boy: what?
GIrl: your birthday is on October 20 so your lame
Boy: *cries*

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